Load your magazine, soldier.

It is unfortunate that we live in a culture where we cannot freely discuss hemorrhoids, because I have so many jokes I want to make about these:

First of all, they're called "Anusol." Think about it.  Secondly, they are shaped like little bullets and come in a magazine, so using them is remarkably like loading a gun magazine.  Thirdly, they also resemble little missiles, which has earned me the nickname "Rocket Man" from my wife.