"Sorry, Haters: My Teeth Don't Need Fixing"

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One time a DJ said, "You may have heard me describe my next guest as a snaggle-toothed singer from Alaska. Jewel, how are you?" To which I replied, "You must be that small-penised man from South Carolina I've heard so much about." I was promptly taken off the air and dismissed from the studio.
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